 A streetcar named Aladdin (Konya) |  I’m not sure I wanna know..(Konya) |
 What’s that smell? (Aegean Coast) |  Uh, no thanks (Antalya, Mediterranean Coast) |
 No charge for the extra protein crawling on your plate. (Marmaris) |  Mmmm! Pour me some! |
 How do I know if I’ve passed? (Istanbul) |  Late model, low mileage. (Istanbul) |
 Get your butt in here!(Sultanahmet, Istanbul) |  No cool dudes here. |
 My Mom would approve of the hotel, but I think I’ll dine elsewhere… (İzmir) |
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